Bowling.A sport of champions. Only true, hardcore, renegade competitors can ever experience the beauty that is aggresive bowling. Thats where Off in the Corner comes in.
You see that photo above? Look at those hardened expressions: we are ready to fucking crush people. Oh, you thought I was kidding? Think twice, fool.
Scared of the people in the photo on the right? Well you should be, because they are the stuff nightmares are made of. Mary has a lethal throw that reverbrates through the entire bowling alley. Eric just looks at the pins and they evaporate. You have not prepared to get served like this.
In all seriousness, dancing aside, we are the baddest team ever to emerge out of Pico's mean Bayshore Lanes. So watch your backs, bitches. I'm already bored of warning you.
-Fatty McGutterpants
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